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“No no, I didn’t say Genderfluid, I’m Gender Fluent, meaning I can understand the hidden language of all genders”

This implies the existence of Gender Illiterate

Yeah it’s called people who only think her and him exist

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for fellow austins and the rest of texas

fuck ERCOT

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growing up is realizing that you’re going to be a girlemployee instead of a girlboss

join your girlunion babes

“Me me me me me me me me me”

For one brief, shining moment, I thought AOC was going to not be an idiot or a scumbag.

“I don’t like working with people who incited and supported a mob that tried to kill me and my colleagues.”

“What a selfish idiotic scumbag!”

Anyhow, Ted Cruz should resign in shame.

“But AOC did [thing]!”

Irrelevant.

Ted Cruz supported a mob that attacked the capitol and killed people and is still supporting the criminal who incited that mob.

Nobody should work with him. He should resign.

I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here

It’s so chaotic I love it

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

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He also collects crystals

parents who tell their daughters they are ugly are bad parents

everyone who is replying to this with some variety of “that’s just how life is”

no

your parents fucked up and should not have treated you that way

they were wrong and you should say it

This includes implied ugliness.

  • you need to lose weight
  • you’ll attract more boys if
  • you’re wearing that?
  • i wouldn’t wear that
  • this will flatter you more
  • you should wear more makeup
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My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

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There he is, the frog man

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Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

for 2 bucks I will share something even worse than the JARDIGAN

i’m so ticked off about this actually. this artsy boutique in my little town is selling these gemstone mesh facemasks. and i will eat my second favorite pair of socks if these offer any protection at all against covid transmission

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look at it

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that’s METAL. that is METAL MESH holding together a matrix of GEMSTONES. definitely a statement piece, but who the HELL thought this was a good idea

Let me tell you, you see a lot of this shit when you work in fucking retail

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